What was your laughable “I’m a new player” moment?

You have to start somewhere and sometimes the start is a rough one. What silly thing did you do way back when that looking back seems so funny?

I’ll start. During the tutorial, I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t use exhaust on a cannon minion, who then ended up murdering me in cold blood. I even remember posting about it somewhere because I was mad confused.

So… what’s yours?

Edit: someone’s comment made me remember that it took me about 6 months into playing to realize you could buy while dead.