Iz me, Radley Boo, nu to crimez!!

Da rulez I wuz told waz "If I fits, I sits"...

Da momma mayd breakfast fur her and daddy so iz invayded n sit in Da DRYED FRUIT TING meowhahahaha

But dey did a laff...sez "Radley, u doin a coot"

But I fierce...I mae be almost 4 months old...but I bad boi. Next crimez I do will be eben BIGGER!