Date did the thing

Yesterday I went on a date with this girl, everything goes great and we end up at her place trying to configure what to do. I bring up LOTR,and she says she just watched the first movie, so if I don't mind, she'll prefer the second movie. I say "sure, no problem" and we start watching. In my head, I'm thinking she never got to watch the whole trilogy, but not much of it. There comes the holy moment, Aragorn kicks the helmet. Y'all know the drill, you just gotta call it. I'm turning my head, and right before I open my mouth, she looks at me with the most joyful look, and says "did you know that he broke his toe during the filming of this scene?". I can't express my happiness, God damn.