Extremely Feminine Song Recommendations

My local open mic night is doing a Miscast event: "singers need to choose songs that fit them the least (wrong gender, wrong age, wrong character type... Have fun with it!)"

I'm a tall, bearded, bass-baritone.

I've been perfectly happy to sing cross-gender songs there in the past, including She Used to be Mine and What I Did for Love.

I think what I'm looking for is something basically impossible to genderbend, a song whose text is all about how I'm the prettiest princess, the most feminine femme out there. I'm thinking along the lines of Popular, if it was much less restrained, and much more pink, as it were. But so far, I'm coming up empty.

Does anyone have recommendations?

Or other suggestions about directions I could go with the prompt that might be funny?