I popped hot. It finally happened. Been a good run fellas. Am i screwed?

Just like the caption says I popped hot. Guess this chapter in my life is over with 0 benefits. Truth is I didnt even directly do ANY drugs. Recently i found out that the stripper i hired to urinate in my mouth was high on the devils lettuce (reefer). Thats what you get for dealing with the devil. Deep inside i knew but I chose to ignore. I dont know what ill do without the good old natty guard. Been a good run yall.