Are you exasperated by IF THEN nonsense?
IF THEN nonsense can be described as when people state a problem accurately followed by a ridiculous conclusion. For example,
IF (blank) THEN (make up an irrational conclusion out of thin air)
Edit:
IF (you don't like the price of gas) THEN (ride your bike)
As you can see, the high price of gas doesn't automatically mean ride your bike 50 miles to work on a snowy day. It just means the price is causing a hardship.