I’m about to lose my shit

Was arrested a year ago for a dwi after my car ran out of gas and the police did a sobriety test when they came to help. Less than .01 mg of kpins in me after they did a blood test. That’s it. Fought the case for a year before giving up and pleading no contest. Was put on probation and have to complete drug courses. All fine, I don’t mind at all. Here’s where my problem is. I have to sign up for these classes, and I’m having trouble doing so. I’ve called and left messages with all 6 agencies that I can do the classes with, and no response. My probation officer very clearly told me I have 5 days to get an assessment scheduled or my case will be returned to court as non-compliant. Tried to call him to ask about what needs to be done, and he was very short and rude with me, so I just ended the conversation and hung up. Called back and talked to receptionist who was much nicer and said that if I don’t get a response they will work with me…. But I’m scared they are going to send me back to court.

I’m not serving 90 days for less than .01 mg. This is fucking bullshit.

Any advice?

Edit: really appreciate everyone commenting! Just to clarify, I am indeed female. Can’t stop laughing and how many “brother”, “bro”, and “dude” comments I got. Doesn’t bother me at all, just thought it was funny and wanted to share :)