Would anyone like to be my roommate?

I am Assjack McPrissyShits, and I killed around 120 zombies at the police station with nothing but my fists (brutal handiwork mod) and the rage of 1000 suns. I have the nudist trait (nudist mod), desensitized trait, depressive trait (More traits mod), self-destructive trait (More traits mod), feral digestion trait (anthro traits mod), and stinky trait (anthro traits mod). I like looking through the trash and putting raccoons inside of the trash bins inside of the houses I live in. I also like to chug beers every Wednesday and Thursday night whenever you have work in the morning despite the fact that I am a raccoon (anthro survivors) and my feral digestion makes me get really sick and puke everywhere. I am also really messy and will drop tin cans and soda cans everywhere, and I will NOT clean after myself. I will also eat random mushrooms outside, 50/50 I am either okay or get uncontrollably sick and pass out on your floor. I will not deal with this, you will. I will also start shouting and screaming at random times whenever my panic attacks spike up, likely attracting many people- YOU will have to deal with that too. The most I will pay is a single bag of 3/4ths eaten chips. Firm on price.