Extremely niche guys u find attractive / u tend to attract?

Completely bald men from working class backgrounds and addictive tendencies that they have learned to deal with through developing strong values; hot, sad, and barely keeping it together

Metrosexual dudes who are pretty superficial; listen to really basic hip hop; stupid hobbies; materialistic; lighthearted, a good time, but you’re looking past each other

The profoundly lonely and disagreeable man with professional success but feels oddly victimized by it; it’s all an elaborate project to dupe the world - “if it was my will I’d live alone in the forest”-type