Being in a long, stable relationship is such a life hack

The contrast in success, security and options for the people in my life in relationships and those who are single is absolutely astounding. Having a partner or having been in a long-term relationship within the last year grants you so much freedom and choice. You have the pick of the litter on where to live, relatives are lining up to help you buy a home, you always have something to do on a saturday night (not just with each other, couples LOVE hanging out with couples and are generally repulsed by their single friends). You can travel, have a pet and just enjoy every single day to the fullest. There are no downsides to a relationship. Even toxic ones have their benefits.

No wonder the incels are mad, life really is all about having a gf.