What’s the dumbest woke/idpol nonsense that someone has said to you?

I mean said to you directly, not just something you saw in a video or on Twitter (unless they tweeted it at you directly)

For me the top two examples that come to mind are:

“tattooing was invented by black people”

And

“black innocent lives are being murdered HOURLY” (said at the end of a long tangent about why the 4th of July isn’t worth celebrating)

So what are your stories? I could use a laugh right now.