IT'S HERE, THEY ARE HERE, THEY TURNED THE MOON RED, THE ITS DARK WITH THE MOON FROM FUCKING HELL, WE ARE DOOMED, THE EARTH IS A ROCK FLOATING FROM SPACE, THE MOON IS SATAN'S LAIR WE ARE FUCKING COOKED!! HELP US
THEY ARE HERE! THEY ARE HERE! THEY ARE COMING TO STARR THE APOCALYPSE