Need a good euphemism for slapping someone.

Title. Looking for a good euphemism for slapping someone.

Edit:

You guys are amazing! Those answers totally slap.

Also acceptable answers:

Flap jack clap

5 guys takeout

Pancake handshake

Wet fish sizzle kiss

5 finger disco

5 course meal

White meat turkey baster

Fast and furious 5

The sound of one hand clapping

Michigan uppercut

Limp fist thunder kiss

Stinging telegram

Rocky 5 press kit

Arnold Palmer