Did your DI's say anything right before stepping off into The Crucible?

What is this patch?

What's the best lesson you learnt from your worst leader?

Are MSGs the OG passport bros?

Meanwhile his roommate’s side is spotless

He thinks he’s running a grey belt course right now

(No one is mourning him, the camelbak just popped)

No MRE heater, no warming layers, no POG bait, no Mio, no bitches waiting for him when he gets back

Best Marine Corps fictitious character names (used by command/DI's etc)

Can’t wait to wear this with a giant belt buckle and shit-kickers in Oceanside/Jacksonville/Palm Springs, this’ll get the hoes for sure

What’s one award you hope to never get?

First taste of combat. Another story time gents.

Got issued this black top cover for training and have no one to share this joke with, but “Combat Tefillin”

What's your favorite non-american food you've been introduced too through a PCS, TDY, and or marriage?

Does anyone have any good templates/guides on drafting Squad/Platoon Orders?

When the OP was so cooked you hear people with “6” in their callsign asking what the fuck is going on over the radio

If Anne Frank survived the Holocaust and lived as long as her father, she would’ve died in 2020

March is when shit gets heinous

*Turns into armorer 1* “Your upper is good, just scrub your lower a little more” *Comes back and turns in to armorer 2* “Your lower is good just scrub your upper a little more”

Does anyone else have a fun religion ?

The dangerous walk from the Officer bricks to the Command Post block

You're not a real Marine if...

Best struggle stories?

While others train and fight, who is getting a 72 for the Superbowl? Monday off boys drink responsibly.

This is genuinely unbelievable