Scene: you somehow wake up 9 months pregnant, what is your response
Should I be concerned?
If Starfire collection human items what do you y think she would collect?
Our power went out today
My favorute scene in the show
Had a customer accuse me of being racist because I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
Sometimes I randomly get bummed out thinking about how they most likely beat this guy to death over nothing
Do You Think Season 6 is The Best Dil Pickles Season of The Original Series
Just a little bit of cream
Things you never want to hear from a programmer.
You know technically, this would genetically make Scott and Shelby, at the least, half-siblings from an entire universe apart
The first of many weekly protests to come: stay on the sidewalk and exercise your freedom of speech and freedom of assembly with us peacefully every Sunday in front of Ryan Walter's home
After all these years, I STILL like to talk to tomatoes, Squashes STILL make me smile & I STILL waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle.
It doesn’t quite make sense how Dil doesn’t talk full sentences as a baby.
Ahhhh!
what does my fridge say about me?
SFAH: Delivery app services doomed to fail.
Make the comments look like Larry's search history
Found a shopping list in the bathroom while at a concert
SFAH : What's the thinker statue really thinking?
Mr Krabs once said…
Some at my store is always leaving this sign in the cabinet in the break room
I give, the infinity toilet 🚽
10/10
These weird guys showed up in my mailbox. What do I do with them now?
