"It took a few hours of convincing, but I was persistent!" What was the line that finally pushed Susan to accept George's wedding proposal?
If you did not have cable or satellite, and a major news story broke, you were screwed watching your shows because it was on every TV station.
Kramer and Frank are hip to the scene.
Who the hell are these guys playing poker in Jerry’s apartment? (S5:E21 “The Opposite”)
You know her, You love her. No name, no lines, no credit, but perfect acting
What is the most Costanza thing about you? I’ll go first
And who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of sub is this? Would it kill you to put out a pound cake? Something! We're sitting here like idiots posting comments without a piece of cake!
Is this subreddit great? Really great?
References you didn’t get or would never have heard of if not for Seinfeld?
/r/seinfeld put the paper down! You never listen to me anymore! We hardly even talk! I sit here for twenty lousy minutes in the morning, then when you come home at night, you're always exhausted--we never do anything!
If you were a little kid during the late 70s to mid 80s, and went with your parents to rent some movies, you probably got freaked out by some of the horror VHS box art.
How in the hell did Kramer get into Bette Milder's hospital room and become her caregiver? What kind of bozo medical staff was on duty that day?
Listen /r/seinfeld. You're not doing anything tomorrow are you? Because I have an extra ticket to the historical clothing exhibit at the Met!
What exactly is mutton?
Boy stable megathread 2025
trying to remember which episode this is from
Your mom and dad finally bought Bonestorm for you! What is your username?
If Smart George were to have sex with Dumb Elaine, he gets dumber, she gets smarter. Does their combined intelligence level stay the same?
I called this meeting because we have a problem. Someone has been stealing from this sub. Until recently it's been little things. B&W cookie posts, babka posts, random line posts, but last night they took Elaine thirst posts, and all of the mods vitamins. We believe it's an inside job.
Well /r/seinfeld you're obviously qualified for the job. You've all the necessary skills and experience. But you're extremely attractive. You're gorgeous. I’m looking at you, I can't even remember my name. So, I’m afraid this is not going to work out. Thanks for coming in.
Let me ask you something, r/seinfeld. You having any personal problems at home? Girl trouble, love trouble of any kind? What about drugs, you doing some of that crack cocaine?
In 1980, the Oakland Athletics starting rotation consisted of Rick Langford, Mike Norris, Matt Keough, Steve McCatty, and Brian Kingman. They combined for a mind boggling (even for the era) 93 Complete Games.
Happy Valentine's Day, yeh divvy knackers!
Her r/seinfeld, I got a rubber-pencil thing happening here
Listen r/seinfeld, could you keep it down to a low roar? Some of us have to work in the morning.
