blursed jacket
I named my horse Mayo.
Blursed Lightning McQueen
How you knew who the good guys were back in the day - headbands!
My wife and I have decided we don't want children.
Hatshepsut chase
Old Amazon powerbank
I saw this image, is this even legal?
I got home and caught my girlfriend using fruit to masturbate. I told her that this is not going to work out.
You know what my ex-wife and Waffle House have in common?
🚨 HAPPENING AGAIN: Massive attack on X is ongoing. This is attack NUMBER 4. The attackers are relentless. Elon Musk says it is so well-organized it could be a country.
Market Drilling $565 Support Again? - $GME 3/10 OI Price Forecast & Options Analysis
How did it feel to insert your penis into a vagina for the first time? (virgin)
Always return human library books on time or face their wrath. Sources indicate at least one librarian is a primate from Earth
Whats the fish with the largest mouth and No teeth?
NEVER AGAIN WILL WE GIVE THE HUMANS THE THOUGHT PRINTER
Any ideas what could this be?
Human, Your Celibacy has made the succubus cry
Respect the Humans other Humans kneel to.
Did everybody tuck their shirts in during the 90s? It’s been seen in 90s footages, sitcoms, and pictures like this? Why is this?
Only had 1 during the sneeze…Should have covered then.
Woo Hoo!
S4 chases done for now, see you in Space 🚀 and series 5
Inherited this from Grandparents, just in time for Easter.
What’s the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy?
