?>
tacocarteleventeen

Does anyone else’s car also serve as a chocolate pudding dispenser? 😋

Automotive advice from the best shitty technicians in the industry.

tacocarteleventeen

When your butt farts, does that mean it’s talking shit?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Did Zoro wear a thong?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

What’s a Terrible idea you had that seemed like a great idea at the time

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

How do some women hide their penis so well while wearing swim suits?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Have you ever woken up, gone outside, and found a penis lying in the middle of the road?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

How old were you when you first saw your mom’s penis?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

What is your favorite African war cry? The type you use while raiding neighboring villages or scaring kids out of the porta potty cause you need to take a shit

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

When you see a white stain on some guys pants, what do you assume?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

How do I lose my virginity?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

What is your favorite thing to collect in jars?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

How can people be gay if I’m not a biologist?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Do the best plans always begin with “I’m gonna go take a shit?”

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Let’s talk about pegging. Did Blackbeard the pirate have a peg leg?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

What laws should we have repealed?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Science has created pills 💊 to cure our baldness and give us boners. When will science create pills to make us irresistible to the ladies?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Science has made pills to cure baldness and give us boners. When will science create pills to make us badass and irresistible to the ladies?

tacocarteleventeen

What should I do when a man calls me a slut at the bar?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Homeless Airlines - whatever happened to Lt. Dan?

I’m not ready to copy. I’m flying! Even we know two-way comms is not a bravo clearance.

tacocarteleventeen

How many times can you use the word penis in sentence? In other words, how many times can I put penis in my mouth?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

What’s something that’s like your penis but larger?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Death or Taco Bell?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Excuse me ma’am, I know we’ve met, but have you and my Penis been formally introduced?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

How much suffering must one go through to become insufferable?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

tacocarteleventeen

Carpenters, what measurement do you use to make sure your penis is stud length?

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT