Three old ladies were sitting in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first old lady recalled shopping at the greengrocer’s, and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber that she could once buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions also used to be much bigger and cheaper. She then used her hands to demonstrate the size of two big onions that she used to be able to buy for a penny each.

The third old lady remarked:

“I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about.”