A Kangaroo 🦘 hops into a bar
A KANGAROO HOPS INTO A BAR.
What is the one book (or more) about money/business that have greatly helped you
No OF jobs or anything of that nature
Ghani Khan baba
What do most retired people do all day?
An Irishman went into a department store and asked the sales assistant:
Three old ladies were sitting in their retirement home reminiscing.
My wife told me she's making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's.
If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN
A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.
To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused jury service. “Tell me,” rapped the judge, “is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in this trial?” The man replied: “I don’t want to be away from my job that long.” “Can’t they do without you at work?"
The judge said to the defendant: “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.”
What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
My candle store got robbed
Account restricted for no reason (100k locked)
Officially done with options trading
I saw a movie about a beaver last week.
A woman was visiting her elderly mother in a mental hospital when a guy entered the ward, waving his arms about and making beeping noises. “Excuse me,” said the woman. “What are you doing?” “I’m driving my car,” he replied cheerily. “Beep, beep!”
A guy removed his new girlfriend’s glasses and said to her: “Wow! You’re stunning.”
Why do birds fly north in the summer?
What is the most romantic thing someone said or did to you?
Who do you think holds the power in shaping cultural norms?
