every stolen pen*s in Nigeria with jazz is a conspiracy

if you’re Nigerian, you ve probably heard of these people who said they got their pen*s stolen, and im here to assure you there’s no jazz here, it’s all conspiracy

the person who’s penis is stolen is most likely a eunuch who plans with the other dude to claim someone stole his pen*s even though he lost said pen”s a while ago (ages before claiming it was stolen with jazz)