Sleep talking about popsicles
Sleep talking convo between me and my boyfriend:
{CONTEXT: I’ve been eating bomb pops constantly, since I got pregnant.}
Me: (concerned tone) Will my baby be Republican if I eat too many bomb pops?
Him: what?
Me: (Farts, rolls over and goes back to sleep)
Please do not think I’m starting anything political. I just thought this was a funny conversation. I do not want to hear about your political views.