As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my vegetable garden.
What does this say ?
Mushrooms? Or something else ? What do you think?
If someone has a million melons
What does this say?
What’s yellow and really painful if it gets in your eye?
I’m guessing there’s a theme…
Any guesses?
A classical physicist breaks up with her quantum mechanic boyfriend.
We were stuck in stop and go traffic while driving through LA. I shifted into neutral and started revving my motor really loud. My wife asked why I was doing that , so I said…
The only way to improve this is with a purple paint job
I don’t get the second part
Best guesses!
Mine
A dog limps into a saloon in the old west
Do you guys prefer Mr Sub or Subway?
Oddly Erotic 😂
A husband arrived home at 3 am drunk...
What did you just call me?
Tarantella, Tango, Tap, Twist, Tiny What kind of Dancer?
I have no idea
On the way to our hometown
This oughta be fun
Key & Peele
Doylene ?
