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How do you refer to a hispanic little person?

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Why didnt Hans Sololike his steak?

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what kind of pie with pisses off people?

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Male bees die after mating the first time. That’s their whole life…

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The new Australian short-sleeved, marsupial shirts are REALLY good! In fact, you could say they have a high level of…..

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Well...I just found out you can’t run in campgrounds...

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DID YOU KNOW....french fries arent cooked in France?

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Why do we call them dentists and not...

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Why was the math book depressed?

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

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What do you call a pirate who urinates on peple?

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New name for Communion Wafers!

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ME: “Why do you call your ass ‘Minivan’?

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What will you see if you visit a haunted strip club?

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Did I ever tell you all about my ex girlfriend who died from fentanyl?

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ME: one time I farted so long & loud I thought my ass would stop and take a breath...

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Why are women in the Postal service….

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When women get to a certain age, they begin to collect cats…

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Honey…you’d think from watching all those cooking shows you’d know how to cook.

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**Update** For those who asked, my wife is doing ok.

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So Nike just came out with a tennis shoe for girls who like girls...

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