These nachos taste weird....
Why do these nachos taste so weird?
I decided I wanted to lose my virginity and have sex, so I paid for an escort.
You keep breaking my heart.
I was taking a shit, but then....
“There are so many sexual posts on my favourite subreddit!” I languished…
I didn’t know when he texted me goodnight,
“I ran as far as I could under midnight, for the beast was coming,” was written in the book.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
"Ha, there's no way the meat worm can get me in here!"
I was taking a shit, but then ...
"Who's the goodest dog," I say.
6 days ago I threw a boomerang.
Name for a band whose members all have micro-penises?
There was a creepy clown statue at the basement stairs at the place I babysat for
They told me it was safe here, that I could rest and recover.
"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!"
"Oh boy I can't waits to sleep in my comfy new bed"
I once saw a person get eater by a worm guy 🪱
"I'm a boy, I can't get pregnant!" exclaimed the femboy
After hiking for 30 minutes to go fishing at my secret pond.
I ran into the basement to hide from the axe murderer
I threw a boomerang 11 days ago....
...and this is what I've come to call the "Penis Hypothesis"
“I dunno, I’ve been having some terrible death anxiety lately.”
