for whoever downvoting my posts about being maltese… just know that we have a saying in Malta.. he who chooses to dine with the king must remember that it is a very very small island 🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹 and fuck you 🖕🖕🖕

cut half your liver out and it will grow back. cut half your brain out and you will become Maltese

‘Slut’ has somehow become a slur for Maltese people and I would like to inquire as to how that has happened. Who greenlit this

who up thinking about the maltese. about how many of them died in a war 😔

Jylon posted a new status! ; Jylon is feeling… Uncomfortable 🫤 ghost of bert newton maybeeee got me wondering if there should be some sort of investigation. would be surprised to learn that this behaviour only began after death

applying for jobs at the government because recently I became obsessed with eating DNA and if you worked for the government you could easily go down to cold storage and eat as much as you want

im getting angry…. my bruce boner is turning into the incredible gunk

5.3k members. Meaning that statistically at least 50% of fishdom users have killed someone

first time you get mentioned in someone’s suicide note feels pretty bad but after the seventh idk I don’t really give a fuck

yeapppp. chimpotle sauce on my bonoburger. gorilled onions and a side of french fries

Gary the Pedo has acquired majority ownership of Manchester United Football Club

has a female rapper ever said something like ‘my ass fatter than homer simpson’

can someone cut my hair or recommend hairdresser for me

balding can actually be a lot of fun when you’re not constantly being put in chains to be lit on fire or thrown off a bridge

my special skill is i can name all the beatles from memory

$8 soju with almost 4 standards in it is still available in some asian grocers in melb. i think they dont pay tax. the only two things that are guaranteed in this world is death and black-outs from $8 soju with almost 4 standards in it

the year is 2026. you hear a knock on your door and you werent expecting guests. your eyes widen as you scramble to gather every bag of red rock deli, empty or full, and flush them down the toilet. you did that for no reason

scientists just gave dementia to a snail. what’s stopping them from dementing all molluscs and making calamari ethically untennable. dark times

My Doctor: yep more white slime coming out when I rub this part you need to go to the hospital immediately

I want to be the first Red Rock Deli sales consultant in Palestine ✊🇵🇸 let’s heal the strip

how this guy even know who Young Thug is he just a fucking penguin 😭😭😭 and he the retarded one too

NEVER take that street storage man. My mate took this pic of me passed out after only 128 MEGABYTES!!! Get your shit tested u never know whats in it!!! STAY SAFE OUT THERE!!!!!!!

Paint thinner probably feels so good if you’re paint

found this meme I made in 2014 i think it still holds up

🍀 🇮🇪 HAPPY ST PADRAIGH’S DAY !!!!!! 🇨🇳 🍀 shane McGowan lookalike contest to be held in my living room 7pm onwards for those interested. 1st prize is a week of food and board. Look forward to seeing you all there :)) #happystpaddys