Soviet journalists go to a Ford factory in Detroit.
My printer died last night under suspicious circumstances.
Everyone enjoyed having a mushroom at the party.
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, " All right, now give me my money!" The Koala replied, " Money, what for?" " What for?", the Prostitute growled,
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?
I want to buy an African electric car
I farted in church today
I was taken off a plane in handcuffs and put on a no-fly list.
One day, Albert Einstein has to give a speech at an important science conference.
Bro, did you take my sodium hypobromite?
My dick is 10 ____________ long.
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, out to a strip club for his birthday.
A chicken walks into a pubic library.
Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit are walking through the forest
One, two, three four five, once I caught a _______ alive.
I am a fan of ________
Nigeria is full of _____________
I have a dog named Rolex.
Got a call from National Public Records
Two tennis players got into a shouting match.
I can't think of a good pun about Russia.
A Canadian tourist walks into a Canadian restaurant in Moscow.
Home is where the _________ is.
