Bug or not?
Look at that face
My McCheese bites had no McCheese.
Punching An Old Man And Getting The Prize He Deserves
You own a restaurant that also is a brothel? What do you name it?
After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired. This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.
Make my wife mad at me? Get your vacation ruined...
What is the least sexy name ever?
[Giveaway] Spending 2147M IRL No junk please, and picking 2 random comments in 24h which wins those, good luck! [Mod approved]
"Friend" asks me to vote for her in a beauty pageant, where I pay $1 for 1 vote. Proceeds to ask for 1600 votes.
Alexa, order one flamethrower now.
I am British, ask me anything
What would be the most useless superpower?
Abandoned
After being a stay at home dad for 6 years I, 35m, started college alongside my son who just started kindergarten. We got this!
If all statues on Earth came to life and became hostile, which one would be the deadliest/scariest and be the most difficult to destroy?
What would you say/suggest to someone who is highly suicidal, and who fails to take any actions for his/her own benefit to get rid of this situation? (Serious)
This does make me smile
New piece on believing in a god that doesn't exist
Looks painful
An “anti-masker”...... Interesting
I don't have anyone to celebrate with but after 15 years of being addicted to heroin, losing my family and job I finally managed to stay sober for a whole year
A crow rides on the back of an eagle
What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
I hate when people repeatedly ask me if I want something when I say no.
