Why was the office of cantaloupes so glum?
A guilty verdict was delivered today for the war criminal who rubbed his butthole on his victims.
Why was the Pepsi worker fired from his job?
How do one legged people run?
My future predictions. You have read it first.
As a middle aged man I'm not sure if i'm attractive anymore but I'll say one thing, when I take my clothes off in the bathroom
My friend fell into the upholstery machine at the furniture factory he works at.
For those who overeat I have found a help line you can call
What do you call a bagel that likes getting hurt?
A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
What do you do when you find Niacin and Thiamin knocking at your front door?
Why do cats make bad dj's?
Why do candles always go on top of cakes?
I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was. She said to me march first.
I took my young daughter to the office the othere day on "Bring your child to work day" But after a short time there, she started crying. Concerned staffed gathered around trying to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said....
How is eye color like taco bell?
How do you make a hormone?
Try this one for size.
My wife told me that our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Then she asked 😡, "Why don't you do that?!"
How was the Sea when she broke up with her boyfriend?
Feeling rundown
She invited me to a new bar called Pillar of Salt.
