Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your _________ just hypnotize me
Client make me install lights fixtures worth several hundred dollars each, in a 2.5-3 million dollars house. They live there for MORE THAN 10 years - No toilet paper holder ...
“… I’m happy, love doing vasectomies”
Best Caption Wins
I'm not racist, I'm 0.1%_____,!
Walmart can’t figure out what to name their fake bank and it’s fucking hilarious.
I'm looking for somebody to thank me and wear a suit. Can this be arranged?
"i made my own High-End Espresso Scale!"... "while a 15$ scale would be fine for a lot of people, the accuracy is not good enough. The cheap ones are often only accurate to 1g if not even less accurate "
High-end espresso scales are too expensive, so i made my own!
How do you recognize a Labrador?
That pickup likes oh shit, folds the mirrors
do u like him
Of a banana.
How do I keep my personalized license plate every year? Do I have to do something special?
Top 3 flavors imo!
Truth
Construction job openings drop 42% YOY as labor churn accelerates
Did he touch his Tonight Show money to buy this???
Jay Leno spotted driving a tank in SFV
so this is why there's a pylote shortage
He's seeing things with his 3rd eye in the 4th dimension
Coin flip
Thank you for your service, I guess.
Am I seeing this right?
Today is the 41st anniversary of Mike taking his first bribe.
Help should I put speedy Gonzalez in jail??
Every 30 Year Olds Has To Go To Court For Judicial Circuit (Choose and pick out your favorite 20 pictures of mine) but please positive comments and no negative comment.
Happy Birthday Elon 🤡
