A genie grants you three wishes, but they HAVE to break the traditional rules
“What If I Block the Panama Canal Right Now? Are You Ready for That Risk?”
Finances of the church are “relatively small.”
If genital comfortability was prioritized over fashion it would make more sense for men to wear dresses and skirts instead of pants.
Everyone In The World Tries to Kill You for One Second. Their Time Doubles Every Day.
A coin is flipped on the first of every month. Heads you get $1,000,000. Tails you get one of your fingers chopped off.
Everyone in the world has to say one real word and if no one else says your word you win $1,000,000. What word do you pick?
Playing Overwatch Classic reminded me that Mercy's ressurrect ability wasn't the big problem that it is now
Mercy's ultimate ability in 2016 was not overpowered. Her current ressurrect abilty is much more problematic.
Mercy's ultimate ability in Overwatch Classic is NOT as overpowered as we think it is
TIL that there’s a female chimpanzee who enjoys TV porn. Not only does she use the remote control perfectly well, but she also regularly chooses adult entertainment over other programming by herself.
Not a member… yet but extremely lost.
What's your "Bro, I'm telling you this is the next big thing" stock?
Socially, the most flamboyantly gay men have straight people's dream life, and the most masculine straight men have gay men's dream life.
All These Trident Gum Flavors are ADA Approved Except Watermelon
Had my first coffee today ☕️…
What is the Mormonist thing you ever did?
If you could have them perform one song live, what would you choose? (Reasoning behind my pick in the second image, aside from it being one of my absolute favorites.)
Missionary Masturbation - lol, but also genuinely curious
Finally tossed my garments in the dumpster today
What was the final straw that woke you up from Mormonism?
Anyone know chill YSA bishops?
Honor Code is a pain in the ass
You're being watched
Give me some of your "If the church is true, why [insert response here]??"
